Thursday, January 20, 2011

Let's Stop Laughing At American Idol and Instead Stop Watching!

Did you watch American Idol last night?  Well, I didn’t but judging by the news this morning, the radio and the facebook status of hundreds of people, I’m guessing a lot of you idiots did.  The radio is playing some of the atrocities that “auditioned” last night.  Come on Fox.  We all know those people have no talent and the only reason they are being put on TV is to get made fun of in front of judges and by the audience around the world.  Pathetic!  So pathetic in fact that I’m very surprised people still watch this crap.  I’ll admit, I used to be one of those people that watch the first 4 to 5 episodes of Idol to see a bunch of people embarrass themselves on National TV but that shit got old about 2 seasons in.  I can’t stand it now.  All these losers and nobodies that get all this “fame” from doing shitty on National TV should be ashamed.  All they want is their 15 minutes of fame like William Hung got or that “pants on the floor retard.”  I’m sorry but there are far better ways to get yourself on TV than embarrassing yourself and getting laughed at by five million people.  Maybe it’s me, but the embarrassingly bad “auditions” on American Idol have gotten old.

It’d be different if these people were in on the joke but they clearly are not.  They are absolutely excited to “perform” in front of these judges and fully expect to go the next round.  They are completely oblivious to the fact that they stink and should have never been given the opportunity to go in front of the judge panel.  We all know that all these contestants go before other judges before they go in front of the “celebrity” panel they compiled this year.  Really, J-Lo is a singing judge?  Maybe a dancing judge but even that lately is pushing it.  Anyway, I’m getting off topic here as I really think it’s pathetic for Fox to continue to put these oblivious no talent hacks in front of us to get laughed at.  We’re not laughing with them, we’re clearly laughing at them and they have no idea.

To those people that do have an idea and purposely do awful to get in front of the judges and get some TV time, you deserve a punch in the face.  How bout this, if you want your 15 minutes of fame, I’ll make up a TV show where you come up to me and four other judges, you sing for 5 minutes, then each judge gets to punch you square in the face.  Would you do that?  These people are so stupid, they probably would.  What’s Fox’s number?  I have a new show!

Maybe it’s me, but it’s time to stand up, turn the TV off and put the remote down and stop watching American Idol.  It will continue to air because people keep watching.  Help me, I’m begging you; let’s end this damn show once and for all...

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