Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Men and Lip Balm

Special double post for you today because we’ll I have a lot to talk about I guess.  While on my little weekend excursion that I spoke about in my last post there were two guys on the trip that applied lip balm quite frequently and a couple of us joked with the guys pretty roughly.  I have a couple of friends that do this as well and I think it should be a man rule.  Men should not put lip balm on in public.  In fact, maybe it’s me but men should not apply lip balm on in public view with other men around.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for protection and maintenance of the lips but seriously guys, you look ridiculous.  I get chapped lips and if I don’t take care of it, I get nasty ass cold sores and no ones wants those or chapped lips but guess what there’s a way to apply lip balm and not look like a little bitch.  Go to the bathroom, go to a corner, go to another room, I don’t care, just stop applying it on in front of other men.  You look like you should be wearing a purse around your shoulder that carries your tampons and douche’s.  Please for the sake of manhood everywhere, excuse yourself, hit up a bathroom (make sure you’re in a stall) and take care of your lips.  If you don’t, fully expect another man to make a comment or straight up smack the shit out of you because quite frankly – you deserve it!

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