Time To Start Running Idiots Over!

There is a problem here in Hartford, CT and I’m here to address it.  Every morning I almost kill two to three pedestrians because of their lack of common sense and stupidity.  I drive through the streets of Hartford and can not tell you how many morons just step into the street with complete disregard for their safety.  There is a safe way to cross a street that most of us were taught back in grade school, so how come everybody seems to have completely forgotten how to do it?   Everyday I see a moron cross the street not in a cross walk, dart out from behind the front of the bus or if they do decide to use a cross walk, they just walk across the street when they feel.  No need to wait for the electronic devices that are put there to indicate when it is safe to cross, nope, just walk when you feel because you either are an asshole or are in a rush.

I guess the one that bothers me the most are the dumbasses that dart out from the front of the bus.  I was taught a very long time ago to always go to the back of a vehicle then cross a street.  This is because, first you have a better view of traffic and most importantly, traffic can see you.  Guess what, if you dart out from the front of the bus and try to cross the street, I can’t see you and you have the potential to be run over like Grandma on Christmas.  I almost get one EVERYDAY!!!  It’s getting to be ridiculous.  What I also love is the looks I get from these retards like it’s my fault that I almost hit them because they can’t use common sense to cross a street.  F-U asshole!!

I’ve actually started honking a flipping off people a lot more.  Maybe this is the first step?  Maybe in time, I will just start plowing these people over.  I’m going to be honest with you perhaps that’s not such a bad idea.  Do we really want these idiots running around the city anyway?  These people are either really stupid or are complete assholes, and do we really need more stupid assholes in the world?  Maybe it’s me but if you can’t comprehend how to cross a street in a busy city, you should be run over.  A couple more weeks of this, I’m going to be playing grand theft auto here on the streets of Hartford!